The only limit is your imagination. Phil Spencer, CEO of Xbox, was proud to announce the latest accessory in gaming hardware this morning, the Xbox TeleKinect. While the Xbox Kinect was known for tracking your […]
Vincent Vega Gave 1,000,000 Foot Massages And It Only Took All Eternity
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood hit theaters recently. Leading up to seeing the director’s 9th (and supposedly penultimate film), I rewatched a few old classics. Pulp Fiction, of course, was top on […]
Hamlet, You’re A Jerk, Here’s An Act-By-Act Breakdown
To thine own self be true- except you Hamlet, you should consider being anyone else. I: Your dad died, yes, but you have to stop moping eventually. Get over it like your mom did. She’s […]
The World Is Suffering And It’s Because No One’s Drinking Cherry Soda
Why is there no cherry soda? Shirley Temple has nothing on this plan.
My Biggest Fear
I was born and raised in Orlando, Florida. Like anyone from the state, this means I have experience with alligators. To be more exact, I’m a certified wildlife handler for the Florida Fish and Wildlife […]
Archie Comics, Riverdale, and the Death of Americana
Americana is a term that means to summarize American culture through heritage and history. In regards to comics, nothing stands as stronger representation of americana than the series of Archie Comics. Archie Comics and the […]
How I’ll Dismantle Capitalism, One McDonald’s At A Time
Being a liberal under 25, most of my day revolves around plotting to end the national scourge known as Capitalism. I’m setting my sights on McDonald’s this time, and I have the perfect plan to […]
