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A Long List Of Safe Ways To Celebrate Halloween 2020
Spoiler alert: none of them are trick-or-treating.
After Seven Months In Quarantine, I Don’t Mind A Poltergeist In The Toaster
It’s a g-g-g-ghoaster!
Ex-Con Turns Life Around After Landing On Free Parking
Lizzie Darrow was arrested two turns ago on the charge of rolling three doubles in a row. During her time in prison, she worked to better herself, and after successfully throwing doubles again on her […]
World’s Last Pineapple Gummy Bear Dies In Captivity
Like when overfishing drove grape Swedish Fish to extinction, or when the hyper-aggressive slash-and-burn harvesting technique of Lime Skittles led to the demise of those flavors, the last remaining pineapple gummy bear has finally, at […]
Fight Fascism, Get A Free Prize
That Smokey the Bear story was pretty funny, wasn’t it? The mock propaganda poster featured in the article is currently available in our BigCartel shop. However, in order to actively use an established platform for […]
Smokey The Bear Needs To Stop Being Polite And Start Mauling People
The old Smokey is up in flames, it’s time for an update.
My Therapist Recommended Openly Communicating How I Feel And I Haven’t Stopped Screaming Since
AHHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHH!
I Don’t Care If It’ll Split The Vote, I Stand With The Bull Moose Party
Bull Moose no matter who’ll louse!
