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Brandon Dickinson, 26, underwent experimental treatment to try and remove his cranium from the depths of his anal cavity. The process involved openness to new perspectives and practicing tolerance, both entirely foreign concepts to most […]
How am I supposed to respect deadlines when I’m the asshole setting them? I’ve hated every boss I’ve ever had, now I’m supposed to be my own? That has twice the danger and half the […]
The newest horizon lies beyond the bounds of this mortal coil.
Go go Gadget code breaker!
Spoiler alert: none of them are trick-or-treating.
It’s a g-g-g-ghoaster!
Lizzie Darrow was arrested two turns ago on the charge of rolling three doubles in a row. During her time in prison, she worked to better herself, and after successfully throwing doubles again on her […]
Like when overfishing drove grape Swedish Fish to extinction, or when the hyper-aggressive slash-and-burn harvesting technique of Lime Skittles led to the demise of those flavors, the last remaining pineapple gummy bear has finally, at […]
That Smokey the Bear story was pretty funny, wasn’t it? The mock propaganda poster featured in the article is currently available in our BigCartel shop. However, in order to actively use an established platform for […]