Work sucks… I know. There’s always another way to make a quick buck if you’re willing though.
How To Assemble A Boat With No Carpentry Knowledge, Budget, Or Supplies
Noah has nothing on this glorious ark.
Gaining An Audience’s Sympathy Poorly—The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
“The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia” is a song sung by Vicki Lawrence, released in 1972. It’s a story song, telling the tale of how a nameless man was wrongfully executed for a […]
Cubix: The Worst Pokémon Wannabe
Cubix Robots for Everyone: Showdown was a 2003 video game adaptation of the animated show “Cubix.” It was a Korean show which was dubbed by 4Kids. I don’t remember why or how, but I came […]
Nature Vs. Nurture Vs. Neptune
The stars see all, the stars know all.
Nintendo: Do Something About Birdo’s Name, Please
The character known as Birdo in the West is a strange dinosaur-looking creature with a big hole for both mouth and nose which she uses to shoot eggs from. While often referred to as a […]
Sunshine’s Pachinko Level Isn’t That Bad; You’re Just Doing it Wrong
I’ve been slowly but surely been making my way through the Super Mario 3D All-Stars collection. When the time came for Super Mario Sunshine, I was a bit apprehensive. I hadn’t played it since I […]
Best and Worst Nintendo Breakfast Foods
Eggs: Worst: Yoshi eggs. I mean, I know this is like beating a dead horse at this point, but come on! What are they? Yoshis do indeed hatch from them, but they’re also made when […]
Charming Disaster Debuts “Ouroboros”, A Story Of Metamorphosis
What does it mean to be reborn? You remain the same collection of muscles and tissue you identify as yourself, yet everything can change. If you go seeking answers within yourself, are you prepared for […]
Could Ethical Vegetarianism Exist In The Mario World?
Ethical vegetarianism stems from multiple philosophies pertaining to the human consumption of food and its morality. It claims that humans, as evolved as we are, do not need to eat animals to survive or to […]
Why There Will Never be Another Pokémon Colosseum
A lot of fans have been clamoring for a new Pokémon Colosseum type game since the last one, Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness, came out on the GameCube. It makes sense; the games were very […]
