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Aunt Jemima Brand To Be Renamed Amidst Racial Controversy, Now “Uncle Tom’s”
#MisfitMementosIsOverParty
ANTIFA Designated Terrorists, PROFA Elected To National Office
What the FUCK does being anti-anti-fascist mean besides being fascist? ANTIFA isn’t an organization with member IDs, matching jackets, and casual Fridays. ANTIFA is not an organization. There is no central leadership with Zoom meetings […]
Emo Teen Cuts Himself While Shaving
Silly Bandz look even niftier covered in bloodstains, and no one would know that better than Alex Cooper, adolescent sadboi. He may hate his appearance, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep up with it. […]
How I Developed Spiritualism By Speaking To Ghosts (And Also Quitting Antipsychotics)
Honing my skills as a psychic medium wasn’t easy. For years as a child I saw shadow people out of the corner of my eye, or heard noises when nothing was there. I always knew […]
C-Town Grocery Store Expands, Opens Sprawling C-BurBia Outside C-Ty Limits
Do you C what I C?
LAPD Action Figure Features Baton Accessory, Battery Included
Hey kids, if you like the taste of boots then you’ll love the newest line of law enforcement action figures! Each officer is outfitted with riot gear, tear gas, and rubber bullets so you can […]
Broadway’s “Moulin Rouge!” Closes After Method Acting Star Dies Of Consumption
The lights of Broadway have dimmed on this sad day, to mourn Karen Olivo, dedicated method actress and female lead in Moulin Rouge! who has tragically passed away due to self-inflicted tuberculosis. Olivo took on […]
Our House, In The Middle Of Our Street, Burglarized
It’s just madness.
Unhinged Tyra Banks Sends America’s Next Top Model Contestants To Remote Island For Battle Royale
Once we had the Coliseum, now we have America’s Next Top Model
