Top Ten Baby Names For The Kids You’ll Conceive During The Corona Virus Quarantine

Being forced to stay indoors? No sports on TV? Sounds like diaper sales are going to spike in nine months or so- what, you think avoiding social contact is gonna stop people from boinking? Riiiiiight. When the time comes and you need to name that beautiful little accident, here are ten of the sickest options.

  1. Wuhannah
  2. Phill
  3. Quarantina
  4. Coughua
  5. Washley
  6. Monicovid-19
  7. Sickabod Crane
  8. Charmin (where else are you gonna get some now?)
  9. Phlegmily
  10. Seriously Though, Wash Your Damn Hands

Please, stay in your home, don’t catch the Corona Virus, and welcome little Phlegmily or Coughua into a wonderful, healthy world.

Top Ten Baby Names For The Kids You’ll Conceive During The Corona Virus Quarantine.