That was what the current CEO of PepsiCo., David Pepsi posted on Twitter on the evening of June 18th, detailing his bold new strides to create a more ethical and ethnical workspace.
Reports are in that PepsiCo originally considered renaming the brand after beloved black icons like Bill Cosby, OJ Simpson, or Elvis Presley.
If the rebranding is unsuccessful, insider sources indicate that David will step down, and his position will be filled by his brother, Dave.
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