A Long List Of Safe Ways To Celebrate Halloween 2020

  • Stay inside
  • Don’t go out
  • Keep indoors
  • Avoid trick-or-treating
  • Don’t go to any parties
  • Sit on the couch
  • Eat a bowl of candy corn
  • Watch a movie, in your home
  • Call your friends (don’t invite them over though)
  • Finish your revolutionary horror screenplay where a survivor was the killer the whole time
  • Board up the doors
  • Wear a mask, but not a medical one for once
  • Continue not leaving the house
  • Plan a socially distanced trip to CVS for cheap candy tomorrow
  • Do not go outside

Hopefully that gets the point across well enough. The plague is at an all time high so please, stay inside.