Honey glazed ham is delicious, I thought this would be even better… even beetter, if you will. I was wrong, and I’m not ashamed to admit that, but this “holier than thou” thing you have […]
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
“Frozen II” Was Perfect, Except For The Scenes Where Elsa Admits She Could Prevent Global Warming But Won’t
Frozen II, sequel to 2013’s blockbuster hit Frozen, hit theaters yesterday to critical acclaim. Fans of the series are happy to return to Arendelle, and spend some more time with Anna, Elsa, Sven, and Olaf. […]
James Dean, The Rebel Without A Pulse, Returns To The Big Screen
Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]
“H20: Just Add Water” Is Kafkaesque Horror With Plucky Teens
Three teenage girls swim under the light of a full moon in a heavy pool of water in the center of a dormant volcano. The rays radiate through the dark, illuminating the sky on this […]
The Little Magicks
If you stand at just the right angle while you look at a streetlight during the day, the sun will shine through and catch the light. The glass will glow, as if the bulb inside […]
How Many Communions Would It Take To Consume One Full Jesus?
When Christ poured his followers a cup of wine, he declared it to be his blood. When he broke them bread, he declared it to be his body. Centuries later, Christians practice communion by drinking […]
Spooktunes: The Halloween Playlist
Halloween is near, so it’s time to get spooky. Here’s a curated Spotify playlist meant to chill your bones and scare up a good time at any party. Listen to “Spooktunes” by Jeff Vernier on […]
