The person I was yesterday died this morning. Last week was only just buried, and the ashes of a decade ago still sit on the mantle. I grieve for the lives I’ve lost, and ache […]
Author: Eden Vernier
Eden Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.

My Fifty Year Plan (Suffer The Camels, Come Unto Me)
I’ve really, really, for real, guaranteed, got it this time.

Yellow Square From Adventure Joins Smash Bros. Ultimate Roster
Another gaming icon joins the fray!

New Yorkers Collectively Cool With Jersey After Marijuana Legalization
Governor of New Jersey, Phil Murphy, has recently signed legislation to legalize marijuana for recreational use, making the state the 14th out of 50 to stop wasting the time of law enforcement, so that they […]

A Legally Obligated Interview With Clay Dixon, Mediocre Musician And Kitten-Stomping Maniac
He didn’t deserve it, Clay. Why?