Pulp or no pulp? Unlike petty arguments over like political party, religion, or whether or not women should be allowed to vote, everybody has an opinion on orange juice. Kids drink it before they can […]
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
REPORT: Coronavirus Jokes Still Funny, Since I Don’t Have It Yet
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
Top Ten Baby Names For The Kids You’ll Conceive During The Corona Virus Quarantine
Being forced to stay indoors? No sports on TV? Sounds like diaper sales are going to spike in nine months or so- what, you think avoiding social contact is gonna stop people from boinking? Riiiiiight. […]
Ennui: The Tired And Bored Playlist
Complacency is a slippery slope to ennui.
Lucky Charms Cereal Pieces Tied To Pagan Cult Symbols
Mothers Against Lucky Charms (MALC, for short) has launched a national boycott against popular marshmallowy cereal, Lucky Charms. The radical group was misinformed that the multishaped and cardboard flavored cereal bits had ties to a […]
Misfit Mementos’ Best Of 2019 Issue
We’ve hit the presses! 5,458 words and 522 triangles make up Misfit Mementos’ first published issue- a collection of the best works from MisfitMementos.com during 2019… our first year of existence! And what a year […]
Clown Car Fender Bender Leaves 11 Dead, 16 Injured
A light collision of two Volkswagen Beetles yesterday morning has led to the tragic demise of a local circus troupe, The Bing-Bang-Booms. Sources report that the low-speed crash occurred in a McDonald’s drive-thru when the […]
