Silly Bandz look even niftier covered in bloodstains, and no one would know that better than Alex Cooper, adolescent sadboi. He may hate his appearance, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep up with it. […]
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
How I Developed Spiritualism By Speaking To Ghosts (And Also Quitting Antipsychotics)
Honing my skills as a psychic medium wasn’t easy. For years as a child I saw shadow people out of the corner of my eye, or heard noises when nothing was there. I always knew […]
C-Town Grocery Store Expands, Opens Sprawling C-BurBia Outside C-Ty Limits
Do you C what I C?
LAPD Action Figure Features Baton Accessory, Battery Included
Hey kids, if you like the taste of boots then you’ll love the newest line of law enforcement action figures! Each officer is outfitted with riot gear, tear gas, and rubber bullets so you can […]
Broadway’s “Moulin Rouge!” Closes After Method Acting Star Dies Of Consumption
The lights of Broadway have dimmed on this sad day, to mourn Karen Olivo, dedicated method actress and female lead in Moulin Rouge! who has tragically passed away due to self-inflicted tuberculosis. Olivo took on […]
Our House, In The Middle Of Our Street, Burglarized
It’s just madness.
Unhinged Tyra Banks Sends America’s Next Top Model Contestants To Remote Island For Battle Royale
Once we had the Coliseum, now we have America’s Next Top Model
Man Down On His Luck Sells Blood To Coven Of Vampires
Work sucks… I know. There’s always another way to make a quick buck if you’re willing though.
Penniless Writer Schedules Vacation To Be Homeless In New York City For A Week
One year of Misfit Mementos existing? Read an interview with the founder, conducted by himself.
What’s The Best Way To Put Out A Grease Fire? (URGENT)
Say that you were frying some bacon and started a minor fire in the pan that quickly became a major fire and is currently spreading up your cabinetry- how would you put that out? I’ve […]
