They’re Satanically delicious!
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
Misfit Mementos’ Best Of 2019 Issue
We’ve hit the presses! 5,458 words and 522 triangles make up Misfit Mementos’ first published issue- a collection of the best works from MisfitMementos.com during 2019… our first year of existence! And what a year […]
Clown Car Fender Bender Leaves 11 Dead, 16 Injured
There’s a lot more tragedy than comedy in these clowns’ stories.
Life Hacks That Will Make You Say “Wow! That’s So Much More Inefficient Than Just Doing It Normally!”
Life hacks suck- yes, all of them.
In Hindsight, Stuffing The Turkey With Bees Wasn’t The Best Idea
They’re going extinct, do you know how hard it was for me to get my hands on these?
“Frozen II” Was Perfect, Except For The Scenes Where Elsa Admits She Could Prevent Global Warming But Won’t
Elsa got a little more radicalized since the first movie, maybe all that time in ice-olation wasn’t good for her.
James Dean, The Rebel Without A Pulse, Returns To The Big Screen
Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]
“H20: Just Add Water” Is Kafkaesque Horror With Plucky Teens
The Metamorphosis 2: Just Add Water. Here’s to you, Franz.
The Little Magicks
If you stand at just the right angle while you look at a streetlight during the day, the sun will shine through and catch the light. The glass will glow, as if the bulb inside […]
How Many Communions Would It Take To Consume One Full Jesus?
When Christ poured his followers a cup of wine, he declared it to be his blood. When he broke them bread, he declared it to be his body. Centuries later, Christians practice communion by drinking […]
