I hate babies. If any of them try to cross me, I will swing first without hesitation. Here’s a handful of babies I could easily take in a fight- as if they’d even stand a […]
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
HEARTWARMING: Alt-Right Scum Successfully Has Head Removed From Ass, No Longer A Nazi
Brandon Dickinson, 26, underwent experimental treatment to try and remove his cranium from the depths of his anal cavity. The process involved openness to new perspectives and practicing tolerance, both entirely foreign concepts to most […]
Self-Employed Freelancer Terrible Employee, Worse Boss
How am I supposed to respect deadlines when I’m the asshole setting them? I’ve hated every boss I’ve ever had, now I’m supposed to be my own? That has twice the danger and half the […]
KK Slider Joins The 27 Club
The newest horizon lies beyond the bounds of this mortal coil.
Inspector Gadget Finally Catches Zodiac Killer
Go go Gadget code breaker!
A Long List Of Safe Ways To Celebrate Halloween 2020
Spoiler alert: none of them are trick-or-treating.
