The first hit is always free, right?
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
Elementary School Class Slut Tests Positive For Cooties
“I heard a rumor he held hands with the entire Little League team!”
A Simple Recipe For French Toast
Recipes on cooking sites always have such long, unneeded intros…
Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue
Pulp, or no pulp?
REPORT: Coronavirus Jokes Still Funny, Since I Don’t Have It Yet
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
Top Ten Baby Names For The Kids You’ll Conceive During The Corona Virus Quarantine
Being forced to stay indoors? No sports on TV? Sounds like diaper sales are going to spike in nine months or so- what, you think avoiding social contact is gonna stop people from boinking? Riiiiiight. […]
Lucky Charms Cereal Pieces Tied To Pagan Cult Symbols
They’re Satanically delicious!
Misfit Mementos’ Best Of 2019 Issue
We’ve hit the presses! 5,458 words and 522 triangles make up Misfit Mementos’ first published issue- a collection of the best works from MisfitMementos.com during 2019… our first year of existence! And what a year […]
Clown Car Fender Bender Leaves 11 Dead, 16 Injured
There’s a lot more tragedy than comedy in these clowns’ stories.
Life Hacks That Will Make You Say “Wow! That’s So Much More Inefficient Than Just Doing It Normally!”
Life hacks suck- yes, all of them.
