Being a liberal under 25, most of my day revolves around plotting to end the national scourge known as Capitalism. I’m setting my sights on McDonald’s this time, and I have the perfect plan to […]
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
The Modern Movie Review
I’ve always had a problem with the typical scale of reviewing a movie. 1-10 is a good baseline, but it doesn’t tell you anything about what you saw. What about a bad movie that’s funny […]
The Worst Movie Speech Of All Time
Street Fighter is a wildly popular video game series- can you guess what it’s about? If you answered “Street Fighting”, then congratulations son, you’re literate! Street Fighter 2 had a loose storyline following a worldwide […]
I Have No Idea What Ginger Ale Is
I’m a background actor, and one of the many perks of this job is the catering. Because I’m not a member of SAG-AFTRA, I’m entitled to the Non-Union catering. Our craft services are… inferior, to […]
Memento Maury
I live my life under the matte black umbrella of Memento Mori. Translated, it means something equivalent to “remember you will die”. The saying stems from medieval Christianity, and helped sickly peasants feel they should […]
