Like when overfishing drove grape Swedish Fish to extinction, or when the hyper-aggressive slash-and-burn harvesting technique of Lime Skittles led to the demise of those flavors, the last remaining pineapple gummy bear has finally, at […]
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
Fight Fascism, Get A Free Prize
That Smokey the Bear story was pretty funny, wasn’t it? The mock propaganda poster featured in the article is currently available in our BigCartel shop. However, in order to actively use an established platform for […]

Smokey The Bear Needs To Stop Being Polite And Start Mauling People
The old Smokey is up in flames, it’s time for an update.

My Therapist Recommended Openly Communicating How I Feel And I Haven’t Stopped Screaming Since
AHHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHH!

I Don’t Care If It’ll Split The Vote, I Stand With The Bull Moose Party
Bull Moose no matter who’ll louse!