Why is there no cherry soda? Shirley Temple has nothing on this plan.
Author: Jeff Vernier
Jeff Vernier is rated T for Teen, due to strong language and suggestive themes.
My Biggest Fear
A nightmare made of scales, teeth, and off-road action.
Archie Comics, Riverdale, And The Death Of Americana
It’s made by The CW, what did you expect? Good content?
How I’ll Dismantle Capitalism, One McDonald’s At A Time
Hamburgaling billions for the greater good.
The Modern Movie Review
I’ve always had a problem with the typical scale of reviewing a movie.
The Worst Movie Speech Of All Time
Can you name the worst miscast in film history? Sure you can!
I Have No Idea What Ginger Ale Is
My inability to classify this drink is really what ales me.
Memento Maury
Remember, he will pry.
