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Emo Teen Cuts Himself While Shaving
Silly Bandz look even niftier covered in bloodstains, and no one would know that better than Alex Cooper, adolescent sadboi. He may hate his appearance, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep up with it. […]
Penniless Writer Schedules Vacation To Be Homeless In New York City For A Week
One year of Misfit Mementos existing? Read an interview with the founder, conducted by himself.
Elementary School Class Slut Tests Positive For Cooties
“I heard a rumor he held hands with the entire Little League team!”
REPORT: Coronavirus Jokes Still Funny, Since I Don’t Have It Yet
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
Lucky Charms Cereal Pieces Tied To Pagan Cult Symbols
They’re Satanically delicious!
Clown Car Fender Bender Leaves 11 Dead, 16 Injured
There’s a lot more tragedy than comedy in these clowns’ stories.
