Governor of New Jersey, Phil Murphy, has recently signed legislation to legalize marijuana for recreational use, making the state the 14th out of 50 to stop wasting the time of law enforcement, so that they […]
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HEARTWARMING: Alt-Right Scum Successfully Has Head Removed From Ass, No Longer A Nazi
Brandon Dickinson, 26, underwent experimental treatment to try and remove his cranium from the depths of his anal cavity. The process involved openness to new perspectives and practicing tolerance, both entirely foreign concepts to most […]
Inspector Gadget Finally Catches Zodiac Killer
Go go Gadget code breaker!
World’s Last Pineapple Gummy Bear Dies In Captivity
Like when overfishing drove grape Swedish Fish to extinction, or when the hyper-aggressive slash-and-burn harvesting technique of Lime Skittles led to the demise of those flavors, the last remaining pineapple gummy bear has finally, at […]
Aunt Jemima Brand To Be Renamed Amidst Racial Controversy, Now “Uncle Tom’s”