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Category: “News”
HEARTWARMING: Alt-Right Scum Successfully Has Head Removed From Ass, No Longer A Nazi
Brandon Dickinson, 26, underwent experimental treatment to try and remove his cranium from the depths of his anal cavity. The process involved openness to new perspectives and practicing tolerance, both entirely foreign concepts to most […]
Inspector Gadget Finally Catches Zodiac Killer
Go go Gadget code breaker!
World’s Last Pineapple Gummy Bear Dies In Captivity
Like when overfishing drove grape Swedish Fish to extinction, or when the hyper-aggressive slash-and-burn harvesting technique of Lime Skittles led to the demise of those flavors, the last remaining pineapple gummy bear has finally, at […]
Aunt Jemima Brand To Be Renamed Amidst Racial Controversy, Now “Uncle Tom’s”
#MisfitMementosIsOverParty
Emo Teen Cuts Himself While Shaving
Silly Bandz look even niftier covered in bloodstains, and no one would know that better than Alex Cooper, adolescent sadboi. He may hate his appearance, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep up with it. […]
