Brandon Dickinson, 26, underwent experimental treatment to try and remove his cranium from the depths of his anal cavity. The process involved openness to new perspectives and practicing tolerance, both entirely foreign concepts to most […]
Go go Gadget code breaker!
Like when overfishing drove grape Swedish Fish to extinction, or when the hyper-aggressive slash-and-burn harvesting technique of Lime Skittles led to the demise of those flavors, the last remaining pineapple gummy bear has finally, at […]
Silly Bandz look even niftier covered in bloodstains, and no one would know that better than Alex Cooper, adolescent sadboi. He may hate his appearance, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep up with it. […]
One year of Misfit Mementos existing? Read an interview with the founder, conducted by himself.
“I heard a rumor he held hands with the entire Little League team!”
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
They’re Satanically delicious!
There’s a lot more tragedy than comedy in these clowns’ stories.