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Category: Rants

Rants by Jeff VernierJan 16, 20213:03 pmJanuary 16, 2021
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Famous Babies I Could Beat In A Fist Fight

I hate babies. If any of them try to cross me, I will swing first without hesitation. Here’s a handful of babies I could easily take in a fight- as if they’d even stand a […]

Rants by Jeff VernierOct 31, 20203:09 pmNovember 18, 2020
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A Long List Of Safe Ways To Celebrate Halloween 2020

Spoiler alert: none of them are trick-or-treating.

Rants by Jeff VernierSep 12, 20202:54 pmSeptember 18, 2020
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Smokey The Bear Needs To Stop Being Polite And Start Mauling People

The old Smokey is up in flames, it’s time for an update.

Rants by Jeff VernierAug 29, 20209:30 amAugust 29, 2020

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This?

Why?

Rants by Jeff VernierMar 28, 20206:20 pmAugust 9, 2020
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Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue

Pulp, or no pulp?

Rants by Jeff VernierNov 30, 20192:29 pmMay 21, 2020
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In Hindsight, Stuffing The Turkey With Bees Wasn’t The Best Idea

They’re going extinct, do you know how hard it was for me to get my hands on these?

Rants by Jeff VernierSep 28, 201911:00 amMay 7, 2020
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A Modern Proposal…

It’s a flawless plan, I assure you.

Rants by Jeff VernierMay 15, 201912:29 amApril 28, 2020
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I Have No Idea What Ginger Ale Is

My inability to classify this drink is really what ales me.

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