Pulp or no pulp? Unlike petty arguments over like political party, religion, or whether or not women should be allowed to vote, everybody has an opinion on orange juice. Kids drink it before they can […]
Category: Rants
In Hindsight, Stuffing The Turkey With Bees Wasn’t The Best Idea
Honey glazed ham is delicious, I thought this would be even better… even beetter, if you will. I was wrong, and I’m not ashamed to admit that, but this “holier than thou” thing you have […]
A Modern Proposal…
To make sure the kids of poor Americans don’t become useless assholes. by Reverend Jeff Vernier I can’t walk to the bodega on my block without seeing three different single mothers, all of them with […]
I Have No Idea What Ginger Ale Is
I’m a background actor, and one of the many perks of this job is the catering. Because I’m not a member of SAG-AFTRA, I’m entitled to the Non-Union catering. Our craft services are… inferior, to […]
