Spoiler alert: none of them are trick-or-treating.
Category: Rants
Smokey The Bear Needs To Stop Being Polite And Start Mauling People
The old Smokey is up in flames, it’s time for an update.
Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue
Pulp, or no pulp?
In Hindsight, Stuffing The Turkey With Bees Wasn’t The Best Idea
They’re going extinct, do you know how hard it was for me to get my hands on these?
A Modern Proposal…
It’s a flawless plan, I assure you.
I Have No Idea What Ginger Ale Is
My inability to classify this drink is really what ales me.
