I’ve really, really, for real, guaranteed, got it this time.
Category: religion
My New Five Year Plan (The Burning Mulberry Bush)
Still about hookers, new attack on God.
How Many Communions Would It Take To Consume One Full Jesus?
When Christ poured his followers a cup of wine, he declared it to be his blood. When he broke them bread, he declared it to be his body. Centuries later, Christians practice communion by drinking […]
My Five Year Plan (Pope Goes The Weasel)
My five year plan involves a million dollars worth of hookers and becoming Pope, doesn’t yours?
Misfit Mementos 