If I have to jab Dave Bautista’s eyes out to survive, I will.
Category: Television
Unhinged Tyra Banks Sends America’s Next Top Model Contestants To Remote Island For Battle Royale
Once we had the Coliseum, now we have America’s Next Top Model
“H20: Just Add Water” Is Kafkaesque Horror With Plucky Teens
The Metamorphosis 2: Just Add Water. Here’s to you, Franz.
Archie Comics, Riverdale, And The Death Of Americana
It’s made by The CW, what did you expect? Good content?
Memento Maury
Remember, he will pry.
Misfit Mementos 