I’ve really, really, for real, guaranteed, got it this time.
Pop culture, askew.
Category: World Domination
Republican Candidate Loses Full Ride Scholarship To Electoral College
Stand for something or fall for anything.
ANTIFA Designated Terrorists, PROFA Elected To National Office
What the FUCK does being anti-anti-fascist mean besides being fascist? ANTIFA isn’t an organization with member IDs, matching jackets, and casual Fridays. ANTIFA is not an organization. There is no central leadership with Zoom meetings […]
My Five Year Plan (Pope Goes The Weasel)
My five year plan involves a million dollars worth of hookers and becoming Pope, doesn’t yours?
The World Is Suffering And It’s Because No One’s Drinking Cherry Soda
Why is there no cherry soda? Shirley Temple has nothing on this plan.
How I’ll Dismantle Capitalism, One McDonald’s At A Time
Hamburgaling billions for the greater good.