That Smokey the Bear story was pretty funny, wasn’t it? The mock propaganda poster featured in the article is currently available in our BigCartel shop. However, in order to actively use an established platform for […]

Smokey The Bear Needs To Stop Being Polite And Start Mauling People
The old Smokey is up in flames, it’s time for an update.

My Therapist Recommended Openly Communicating How I Feel And I Haven’t Stopped Screaming Since
AHHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHH!

I Don’t Care If It’ll Split The Vote, I Stand With The Bull Moose Party
Bull Moose no matter who’ll louse!

Binging With Babish Premieres Weight-Loss Themed Aftershow, Purging With Babish
Andrew Rea, the personality behind popular YouTube cooking show Binging With Babish, is known for recreating meals seen in movies, TV, cartoons, and more. While Binging With Babish is incredibly successful in of itself, there […]

My New Five Year Plan (The Burning Mulberry Bush)
Still about hookers, new attack on God.

Misfit Mementos Presents: Mia Culpa
Six pages of poetry in a 2.75 x 4.5 inch zine. https://misfitmementos.bigcartel.com/product/mia-culpa

Aunt Jemima Brand To Be Renamed Amidst Racial Controversy, Now “Uncle Tom’s”
#MisfitMementosIsOverParty

ANTIFA Designated Terrorists, PROFA Elected To National Office
What the FUCK does being anti-anti-fascist mean besides being fascist? ANTIFA isn’t an organization with member IDs, matching jackets, and casual Fridays. ANTIFA is not an organization. There is no central leadership with Zoom meetings […]