To make sure the kids of poor Americans don’t become useless assholes. by Reverend Jeff Vernier I can’t walk to the bodega on my block without seeing three different single mothers, all of them with […]
Your Weekly Horoscope
Astrology sure is a hot topic nowadays, so I’m gonna help teach how you can look at the stars and deduce the specific ways they exist to influence and/or justify your behavior! I’ll be using […]
Harry Harlow, The Lawful Evil Doctor
Psychology has advanced leaps and bounds because of Harry Harlow, famed doctor, and probable sociopath. Harlow worked in the early to middle twentieth century, conducting experiments focused on isolation. At the time, it was believed […]
Metallica Intros Are Really, REALLY Long
Two minutes into For Whom the Bell Tolls, you might wonder why you haven’t heard the first verse yet. That’s cause it’s a Metallica song- you’re always in for a long intro with those… How […]
My Five Year Plan
It’s important to write down goals you want to achieve. Here’s my tentative five year plan: Get wildly rich fast with minimal work (probably through selling cherry soda) Get bored of swimming in money after […]
On Such A Winter’s Day
Seth sat by a fire in a warm oak cabin, thinking of how cold Winter could be. Winter, meanwhile, was doing her best to make sure the monster at their door stayed on the other […]
Microsoft Announces The Xbox TeleKinect
The only limit is your imagination. Phil Spencer, CEO of Xbox, was proud to announce the latest accessory in gaming hardware this morning, the Xbox TeleKinect. While the Xbox Kinect was known for tracking your […]
