Say that you were frying some bacon and started a minor fire in the pan that quickly became a major fire and is currently spreading up your cabinetry- how would you put that out? I’ve […]
The Dance/Fuck Interchange
You just wanna WHAT with somebody?
Whoopsie Daisie, I’m Addicted To Smack, What Do I Do Next?
The first hit is always free, right?
Elementary School Class Slut Tests Positive For Cooties
“I heard a rumor he held hands with the entire Little League team!”
A Simple Recipe For French Toast
Recipes on cooking sites always have such long, unneeded intros…
Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue
Pulp, or no pulp?
REPORT: Coronavirus Jokes Still Funny, Since I Don’t Have It Yet
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
