In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
Top Ten Baby Names For The Kids You’ll Conceive During The Corona Virus Quarantine
Being forced to stay indoors? No sports on TV? Sounds like diaper sales are going to spike in nine months or so- what, you think avoiding social contact is gonna stop people from boinking? Riiiiiight. […]
Lucky Charms Cereal Pieces Tied To Pagan Cult Symbols
They’re Satanically delicious!
Misfit Mementos’ Best Of 2019 Issue
We’ve hit the presses! 5,458 words and 522 triangles make up Misfit Mementos’ first published issue- a collection of the best works from MisfitMementos.com during 2019… our first year of existence! And what a year […]
Clown Car Fender Bender Leaves 11 Dead, 16 Injured
There’s a lot more tragedy than comedy in these clowns’ stories.
Life Hacks That Will Make You Say “Wow! That’s So Much More Inefficient Than Just Doing It Normally!”
Life hacks suck- yes, all of them.
In Hindsight, Stuffing The Turkey With Bees Wasn’t The Best Idea
They’re going extinct, do you know how hard it was for me to get my hands on these?
“Frozen II” Was Perfect, Except For The Scenes Where Elsa Admits She Could Prevent Global Warming But Won’t
Elsa got a little more radicalized since the first movie, maybe all that time in ice-olation wasn’t good for her.
James Dean, The Rebel Without A Pulse, Returns To The Big Screen
Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]
“H20: Just Add Water” Is Kafkaesque Horror With Plucky Teens
The Metamorphosis 2: Just Add Water. Here’s to you, Franz.
