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Astrology by Jeff VernierJun 6, 20209:00 amJune 6, 2020
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How I Developed Spiritualism By Speaking To Ghosts (And Also Quitting Antipsychotics)

Honing my skills as a psychic medium wasn’t easy. For years as a child I saw shadow people out of the corner of my eye, or heard noises when nothing was there. I always knew […]

Work by Jeff VernierJun 3, 20209:30 amMay 31, 2020
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C-Town Grocery Store Expands, Opens Sprawling C-BurBia Outside C-Ty Limits

Do you C what I C?

Toys by Jeff VernierJun 1, 202010:00 amJune 4, 2020
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LAPD Action Figure Features Baton Accessory, Battery Included

Hey kids, if you like the taste of boots then you’ll love the newest line of law enforcement action figures! Each officer is outfitted with riot gear, tear gas, and rubber bullets so you can […]

Theatre by Jeff VernierMay 30, 202010:00 amMay 31, 2020
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Broadway’s “Moulin Rouge!” Closes After Method Acting Star Dies Of Consumption

The lights of Broadway have dimmed on this sad day, to mourn Karen Olivo, dedicated method actress and female lead in Moulin Rouge! who has tragically passed away due to self-inflicted tuberculosis. Olivo took on […]

music by Jeff VernierMay 27, 202010:00 amMay 26, 2020
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Our House, In The Middle Of Our Street, Burglarized

It’s just madness.

Television by Jeff VernierMay 23, 202010:00 amMay 23, 2020
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Unhinged Tyra Banks Sends America’s Next Top Model Contestants To Remote Island For Battle Royale

Once we had the Coliseum, now we have America’s Next Top Model

Work by Jeff VernierMay 20, 202010:00 amMay 21, 2020
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Man Down On His Luck Sells Blood To Coven Of Vampires

Work sucks… I know. There’s always another way to make a quick buck if you’re willing though.

"News" by Jeff VernierMay 16, 20201:04 pmMay 17, 2020
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Penniless Writer Schedules Vacation To Be Homeless In New York City For A Week

One year of Misfit Mementos existing? Read an interview with the founder, conducted by himself.

breakfast by Jeff VernierMay 9, 202010:30 amMay 9, 2020
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What’s The Best Way To Put Out A Grease Fire? (URGENT)

Say that you were frying some bacon and started a minor fire in the pan that quickly became a major fire and is currently spreading up your cabinetry- how would you put that out? I’ve […]

music by Jeff VernierMay 2, 202010:00 amDecember 2, 2020
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The Dance/Fuck Interchange

You just wanna WHAT with somebody?

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