Work sucks… I know. There’s always another way to make a quick buck if you’re willing though.
Penniless Writer Schedules Vacation To Be Homeless In New York City For A Week
One year of Misfit Mementos existing? Read an interview with the founder, conducted by himself.
What’s The Best Way To Put Out A Grease Fire? (URGENT)
Say that you were frying some bacon and started a minor fire in the pan that quickly became a major fire and is currently spreading up your cabinetry- how would you put that out? I’ve […]
The Dance/Fuck Interchange
You just wanna WHAT with somebody?
Whoopsie Daisie, I’m Addicted To Smack, What Do I Do Next?
The first hit is always free, right?
Elementary School Class Slut Tests Positive For Cooties
“I heard a rumor he held hands with the entire Little League team!”
A Simple Recipe For French Toast
Recipes on cooking sites always have such long, unneeded intros…
Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue
Pulp, or no pulp?
REPORT: Coronavirus Jokes Still Funny, Since I Don’t Have It Yet
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
Top Ten Baby Names For The Kids You’ll Conceive During The Corona Virus Quarantine
Being forced to stay indoors? No sports on TV? Sounds like diaper sales are going to spike in nine months or so- what, you think avoiding social contact is gonna stop people from boinking? Riiiiiight. […]
