Halloween is near, so it’s time to get spooky. Here’s a curated Spotify playlist meant to chill your bones and scare up a good time at any party. Listen to “Spooktunes” by Jeff Vernier on […]
A Modern Proposal…
It’s a flawless plan, I assure you.
Your Weekly Horoscope
All the vintage new age almost-science that the stars can bring you.
Harry Harlow, The Lawful Evil Doctor
Psychology has advanced leaps and bounds because of Harry Harlow, famed doctor, and probable sociopath. Harlow worked in the early to middle twentieth century, conducting experiments focused on isolation. At the time, it was believed […]
Metallica Intros Are Really, REALLY Long
Two minutes into For Whom the Bell Tolls, you might wonder why you haven’t heard the first verse yet. That’s cause it’s a Metallica song- you’re always in for a long intro with those… How […]
My Five Year Plan (Pope Goes The Weasel)
My five year plan involves a million dollars worth of hookers and becoming Pope, doesn’t yours?
On Such A Winter’s Day
Seth sat by a fire in a warm oak cabin, thinking of how cold Winter could be. Winter, meanwhile, was doing her best to make sure the monster at their door stayed on the other […]
Microsoft Announces The Xbox TeleKinect
The only limit is your imagination. Phil Spencer, CEO of Xbox, was proud to announce the latest accessory in gaming hardware this morning, the Xbox TeleKinect. While the Xbox Kinect was known for tracking your […]
Vincent Vega Gave 1,000,000 Foot Massages And It Only Took All Eternity
Tarantino and feet, what an unlikely combo…
Hamlet, You’re A Jerk, Here’s An Act-By-Act Breakdown
To thine own self be true- except you Hamlet, you should consider being anyone else.
