They’re going extinct, do you know how hard it was for me to get my hands on these?
“Frozen II” Was Perfect, Except For The Scenes Where Elsa Admits She Could Prevent Global Warming But Won’t
Elsa got a little more radicalized since the first movie, maybe all that time in ice-olation wasn’t good for her.
James Dean, The Rebel Without A Pulse, Returns To The Big Screen
Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]
“H20: Just Add Water” Is Kafkaesque Horror With Plucky Teens
The Metamorphosis 2: Just Add Water. Here’s to you, Franz.
The Little Magicks
If you stand at just the right angle while you look at a streetlight during the day, the sun will shine through and catch the light. The glass will glow, as if the bulb inside […]
How Many Communions Would It Take To Consume One Full Jesus?
When Christ poured his followers a cup of wine, he declared it to be his blood. When he broke them bread, he declared it to be his body. Centuries later, Christians practice communion by drinking […]
Spooktunes: The Halloween Playlist
Halloween is near, so it’s time to get spooky. Here’s a curated Spotify playlist meant to chill your bones and scare up a good time at any party. Listen to “Spooktunes” by Jeff Vernier on […]
A Modern Proposal…
It’s a flawless plan, I assure you.
Your Weekly Horoscope
All the vintage new age almost-science that the stars can bring you.
Harry Harlow, The Lawful Evil Doctor
Psychology has advanced leaps and bounds because of Harry Harlow, famed doctor, and probable sociopath. Harlow worked in the early to middle twentieth century, conducting experiments focused on isolation. At the time, it was believed […]
