Skip to content
Misfit Mementos
  • Home
  • Contact
  • Shop
  • Support us!
  • Contributors
Rants by Jeff VernierNov 30, 20192:29 pmMay 21, 2020
Read More

In Hindsight, Stuffing The Turkey With Bees Wasn’t The Best Idea

They’re going extinct, do you know how hard it was for me to get my hands on these?

Movies by Jeff VernierNov 23, 20192:00 pmMay 3, 2020
Read More

“Frozen II” Was Perfect, Except For The Scenes Where Elsa Admits She Could Prevent Global Warming But Won’t

Elsa got a little more radicalized since the first movie, maybe all that time in ice-olation wasn’t good for her.

Movies by Jeff VernierNov 16, 20194:10 pmNovember 16, 2019
Read More

James Dean, The Rebel Without A Pulse, Returns To The Big Screen

Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]

Television by Jeff VernierNov 9, 20193:00 pmMay 3, 2020
Read More

“H20: Just Add Water” Is Kafkaesque Horror With Plucky Teens

The Metamorphosis 2: Just Add Water. Here’s to you, Franz.

Short Story by Jeff VernierNov 2, 20193:11 pm
Read More

The Little Magicks

If you stand at just the right angle while you look at a streetlight during the day, the sun will shine through and catch the light. The glass will glow, as if the bulb inside […]

religion by Jeff VernierOct 26, 201911:30 amAugust 1, 2020
Read More

How Many Communions Would It Take To Consume One Full Jesus?

When Christ poured his followers a cup of wine, he declared it to be his blood. When he broke them bread, he declared it to be his body. Centuries later, Christians practice communion by drinking […]

music by Jeff VernierOct 19, 20193:00 pmOctober 18, 2019
Read More

Spooktunes: The Halloween Playlist

Halloween is near, so it’s time to get spooky. Here’s a curated Spotify playlist meant to chill your bones and scare up a good time at any party. Listen to “Spooktunes” by Jeff Vernier on […]

Rants by Jeff VernierSep 28, 201911:00 amMay 7, 2020
Read More

A Modern Proposal…

It’s a flawless plan, I assure you.

Astrology by Jeff VernierSep 21, 201910:00 amMay 8, 2020
Read More

Your Weekly Horoscope

All the vintage new age almost-science that the stars can bring you.

Psychology by Jeff VernierSep 14, 201911:00 amSeptember 27, 2019
Read More

Harry Harlow, The Lawful Evil Doctor

Psychology has advanced leaps and bounds because of Harry Harlow, famed doctor, and probable sociopath. Harlow worked in the early to middle twentieth century, conducting experiments focused on isolation. At the time, it was believed […]

Posts navigation

Previous 1 … 3 4 5 6 7 Next
Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Begin typing your search above and press return to search. Press Esc to cancel.

Misfit Mementos
Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Cancel