Complacency is a slippery slope to ennui.
Mothers Against Lucky Charms (MALC, for short) has launched a national boycott against popular marshmallowy cereal, Lucky Charms. The radical group was misinformed that the multishaped and cardboard flavored cereal bits had ties to a […]
We’ve hit the presses! 5,458 words and 522 triangles make up Misfit Mementos’ first published issue- a collection of the best works from MisfitMementos.com during 2019… our first year of existence! And what a year […]
A light collision of two Volkswagen Beetles yesterday morning has led to the tragic demise of a local circus troupe, The Bing-Bang-Booms. Sources report that the low-speed crash occurred in a McDonald’s drive-thru when the […]
In the modern age, we’re all looking for ways to cut corners save time. Life hacks are a flawless idea to take the long way in completing otherwise simple tasks… and you know what they […]
Honey glazed ham is delicious, I thought this would be even better… even beetter, if you will. I was wrong, and I’m not ashamed to admit that, but this “holier than thou” thing you have […]
Frozen II, sequel to 2013’s blockbuster hit Frozen, hit theaters yesterday to critical acclaim. Fans of the series are happy to return to Arendelle, and spend some more time with Anna, Elsa, Sven, and Olaf. […]