In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
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James Dean, The Rebel Without A Pulse, Returns To The Big Screen
Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]
A Modern Proposal…
To make sure the kids of poor Americans don’t become useless assholes. by Reverend Jeff Vernier I can’t walk to the bodega on my block without seeing three different single mothers, all of them with […]
Microsoft Announces The Xbox TeleKinect
The only limit is your imagination. Phil Spencer, CEO of Xbox, was proud to announce the latest accessory in gaming hardware this morning, the Xbox TeleKinect. While the Xbox Kinect was known for tracking your […]
