Brandon Dickinson, 26, underwent experimental treatment to try and remove his cranium from the depths of his anal cavity. The process involved openness to new perspectives and practicing tolerance, both entirely foreign concepts to most […]
The old Smokey is up in flames, it’s time for an update.
Silly Bandz look even niftier covered in bloodstains, and no one would know that better than Alex Cooper, adolescent sadboi. He may hate his appearance, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep up with it. […]
Recipes on cooking sites always have such long, unneeded intros…
In an independent experiment, I’ve been able to determine that poking fun at COVID-19 is still super funny. After hours of study with a research group (sample size: 1), the conclusion was drawn that though […]
Maybe you’ve already heard the news; James Dean, previously dead actor, has been digitally resurrected to star in Finding Jack, a Vietnam war film set to release in 2020. At first glance, this appears to […]
It’s a flawless plan, I assure you.
The only limit is your imagination. Phil Spencer, CEO of Xbox, was proud to announce the latest accessory in gaming hardware this morning, the Xbox TeleKinect. While the Xbox Kinect was known for tracking your […]