Is this funny if you don’t live in New York? Is this funny regardless? Lemme level with you here- sometimes, you have a great idea… well, an idea at least, for a headline that you really want to write.
The only reason I’m thinking about C-Town is because I went to ALDI today and brought my C-Town tote bag. Talk about cross pollination, you should’ve seen the disgusted looks I got. Like bringing your cousin as a date to prom… or worse, like bringing your cousin as a date to the family reunion.
C-Town is a grocery store chain. They were founded in 1975. I’ve been in one once.
Sometimes a headline can just be a headline.
C-Town Grocery Store Expands, Opens Sprawling C-Burbia Outside C-ty Limits.
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